I've got myself into a horrible mess,

Of that there can be no manner of doubt,

And my forehead is aching, because I've been making

A desperate effort to get myself out,

And I'm given away, so it seemeth to me,

Like a threepenny vase with a pound of tea.

I promised an actress to write her a play,

With herself, of course, in the leading part,

With abundance of bathos paraded as pathos,

And a gallery death of a broken heart—