Are you at prayer, asleep or sick? What odds? You're forced to list

To the tow-row, tow-row, tow-row of the loud Salvationist!

They throng with thunderous tramplings the city thoroughfare,

In rural nooks their shoutings are on the summer air;

Though sea-side peace be pleasant, its spell may not resist

The tow-row, tow-row, tow-row of the loud Salvationist!

O Holy Noise! O latest and greatest of man's gods!

With common-sense at issue, with comfort at fierce odds;

Divine, of course, you must be,—thrice lucky to enlist

The tow-row, tow-row, tow-row of the loud Salvationist!