Not, love, unless,—

Thick soup is clear, love,

Football is chess.

IRVINGS are TOOLES, love,

Tadpoles are deer,

Wise men are fools, love,

When thou art near!


When KENNEDY fell out of his boat at Henley, his antagonist, PSOTTA, magnanimously waited for him to get in again. He must be a good Psotta chap.