So I the Concertina try,

As valued friends advise me.

What's that you say? It's all my eye?

Well, well,—you do surprise me!

I fancied you would like it much,

You and the other fellows.

Admire the tone, remark my touch!

And what capacious bellows!

'Tis not as loud as a trombone,

But harmony's not rumpus;