"TOO MANY COOKS—!"
A Bret-Harteish Ballad.
MORAL BILL BUTTONS sings:—
I reside at Greenlands (Henley), and my name is MORAL BILL;
I'm a model of well-meaning, which makes up for want of skill;
And I'll tell, in simple language, what I know about the shine
Which demoralised our kitchen, and which bust up our Big Dine.
But first I would remark that it is not a prudent plan
For any culinary gent to flout his fellow-man;