And the pale and angry Tories sat impatient of the battle.

And the benches of the Commons, where they love a fight, grew full;

And, although they knew 'twas better not to hurry people's cattle,

They implored their fiery Colonel to oblige them with a bull.

But the Colonel needs no prompting, straight rises to address them,

And his eye now flames in fury, and now twinkles like a star;

And he turned on Mr. PARNELL'S men, and didn't rightly bless them,

This flashing, dashing, slashing militaire from North Armagh.

And before a man could whistle there were ructions and denials,

Shouts and countershouts of anger—quite a House of Commons scene;