Of some austere Committee of Assessment.

Until I found myself in that dread place

I never knew what fogged and foiled distress meant.

Between them and my Landlord I've no peace.

I'm honest, but they treat me as "a wrong one."

I'm a Shopkeeper, holding a short lease

(My Landlord takes good care it's not a long one).

Once in seven years the Landlord lifts my Rent,

And once in five my Rates the Assessor raises,

Values, Gross, Rateable, so much per cent.?