'Tis natural, quite, with his nose out of joint;

You just let him bluster and blow like old bellows,

And try me instead—I will not disappoint!

Old Flame? He's a very fuliginous "Flame," Ma'am;

I wonder, I'm sure, how you've stood him so long;

He has choked you for years—'tis a thundering shame, Ma'am!

High time the Young Spark put a term to his wrong.

Just look at me! Am I not trim, smart, and sparkling,

As clean as a pin, and as bright as a star?

Compare me with him, who stands scowling and darkling!