(With side-lights upon days of yore,

My bachelor life, and candles.)

I've touched on Disestablishment

(I trust you'll not say thinly),

On Eight Hours Bills a speech I've spent,

And scarified M'KINLEY.

And now, to wind up, I'll explain

My favourite views on Fashion:

Big Collars will come back again!!!

'Twill raise the Tories' passion.