"Such things are stale," I made reply,

"They're old, and flat, and thin.

Tell me the last thing in your pate,

Or I will cave it in!"

His accents mild took up the tale:

He said, "I've tried to make

A sirloin out of turnips, and

A vegetable steak."

I shook him well, from side to side,

To stimulate his brain;