And he trod upon Fenwick, and trampled on Pickard,

And his friends shouted, "Death to political tricking!"

And on one side we heard all the Socialist gang wage

A war against Broadhurst, who carried a hod once.

And Broadhurst retorted on Burns and his language,

That Burns might go back, since he languished in "quod" once.

And Burns ranted back; as the French say, the mustard

Had gone to his nose, which was rather unfortunate.

"St. Stephen's requires me, and I," so he blustered,

"Must needs be a Member, since friends are importunate.