Bravo, PALAIRET, WOODS, TYLER, ROE, HEWITT!
Go on in this fashion, and soon you'll be reckoned
Among the First-Classers, instead of the Second.
Wet wickets this season, boys, seldom a rummer set,
But they anyhow seem to have suited Young Zummerset!
THE REAL GRIEVANCE OFFICE.
(Before Mr. COMMISSIONER PUNCH.)
A Medical Officer (with martial manner, and well set up) introduced.
The Commissioner. Well, Sir—may I call you Colonel?—what can I do for you?