Ethel's Uncle (cheerily). Well, ETHEL, I think we've seen all there is to be seen, eh?

Ethel. There's one room we haven't been into yet, Uncle dear.

Uncle. Ha—and what's that?

Ethel (persuasively). The Refreshment Room.

[The hint is accepted at last.


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