Your silken dress seems wearing sadly.

It's very hard, I know, to part,

And sentimental feelings smother,

But even though it break my heart,

I'm going, next week, to get another.


EPITAPH ON A PLATE OF VENISON (a suggestion, at the service of those who collect menu cards).—"Though lost to sight, to memory deer!"


HISTORY AS SHE IS WROTE!