And microbes that Yankee might miss willy-nilly,
Which nobody can deny.
Port-slaughter restrictions may limit your trade.
Well, your Tariffs Protective to help us aren't made,
And we cannot run dangers to plump up your wealth,
Until you can show us a clean bill of health,
Which nobody can assert.
And as to that cudgel tucked under your arm,
You fancy, perhaps, it will act as a charm.
No, JONATHAN! JOHN to your argument's dull,