And microbes that Yankee might miss willy-nilly,

Which nobody can deny.

Port-slaughter restrictions may limit your trade.

Well, your Tariffs Protective to help us aren't made,

And we cannot run dangers to plump up your wealth,

Until you can show us a clean bill of health,

Which nobody can assert.

And as to that cudgel tucked under your arm,

You fancy, perhaps, it will act as a charm.

No, JONATHAN! JOHN to your argument's dull,