HIRAM GREEN WRITES TO NAPOLEON.
HIS OPINION OF THE CAUSE OF THE WAR--REVIEWS THE LATE WAR FOR THE UNION--A FEW SUGGESTIONS.
SKEENSBORO, NYE ONTO VARMONT, July--18 Seventy.
FREND LEWIS:--How does the Emperor bizzness pay about these times?
Wouldn't you rather be door-keeper in some well payin' Circus, than rool on the Thrown of Frants about now?
Haint your present birth enuff to occashunly make a man forgit the 3rd Commandment, and use Congreshunal langwige freely?
I see, by the papers, you're up on your mussle, and are about to cave in Prushy's head, unless Prushy nocks you out of time.
You've got a very ingenious brain, my friend.
What you don't know, DANIEL WEBSTER never rote in his Dickshunary.
Feelin' bad about BENDITTY gettin' his smell-o-factory snubbed by King WILLIAM, haint what you got up this ere war for.