Give a woman an inch, and you'll get 'el.
Remember your grate uncle.
He was a able sojer, and could worry down hard tack and mule beef ekal to the best of 'em.
But Waterloo ukered the old man, and the "Head of the army" pegged out at Saint Heleny.
Look out that his nefew don't get served ditto.
As I've writ you considerable on public affairs, I will addres you a few lines on private ones.
Mrs. GREEN would like to borrow a new fashioned caliker dress pattern of UGEENY.
MARIAR bought a ticket in a church lottery, and drew a new fast collers caliker.
Would you have her make it up with a pancake attached to back of it, or would you put a pendelum on it?
She thought of having it scolloped, but in hot weather scollops are apt to spile unless cookt, and I think a roosh of oyster shells would be rather more distangue.