The waves bent under her breast of snow,

And her red feet paddled about below,

But she wasn't a happy goose—oh no!

It troubled her more than she could tell,

That in the town where she chanced to dwell,

The saying of "stupid as a goose,"

Was one that was very much in use.

For sneers and snubbing are hard to bear,

Be he man or beast I do not care,

Or pinioned fowl of the earth or air,