"TURKEY LIMITED."
Sultan. "Make me into a Limited Company? H'm—Ah—S'pose they'll allow me to join the Board after Allotment!"
November 28, 1896.
The Powers consider the advisability of placing the Turk "under control."
TENDER MERCIES!
Dame Europa (to Little Crete). "Don't cry, my little man. I've asked this nice, kind Turkish policeman to stay and take care of you!"