Would take a totle stranger up an’ treat him gratis so?

You’d better b’lieve ther’ ’s nothin’ like this spendin’ days an’ nights

Along ’ith a dependent race fer civerlizin’ whites.

But this wuz all prelim’nary; it’s so Gran’ Jurors here

Fin’ a true bill, a hendier way than ourn, an’ nut so dear;

So arter this they sentenced me, to make all tight ’n’ snug,

Afore a reg’lar court o’ law, to ten years in the Jug.

I didn’ make no gret defence: you don’t feel much like speakin’,

When, ef you let your clamshells gape, a quart o’ tar will leak in:

I hev hearn tell o’ wingèd words, but pint o’ fact it tethers