I’ll bet my hat th’ ain’t nary priest, nor all on ’em together,
Thet cairs conviction to the min’ like Reveren’ Taranfeather;
Why, he sot up with me one night, an’ labored to sech purpose,
Thet (ez an owl by daylight ’mongst a flock o’ teazin’ chirpers
Sees clearer ’n mud the wickedness o’ eatin’ little birds)
I see my error an’ agreed to shen it arterwurds;
An’ I should say, (to jedge our folks by facs in my possession,)
Thet three’s Unannermous where one’s a ’Riginal Secession;
So it’s a thing you fellers North may safely bet your chink on,
Thet we’re all water-proofed agin th’ usurpin’ reign o’ Lincoln.