Th’ advantiges of our consarn for bein’ prompt air gret,
While, ’long o’ Congress, you can’t strike, ’f you git an iron het;
They bother roun’ with argooin’, an’ var’ous sorts o’ foolin’,
To make sure ef it’s leg’lly het, an’ all the while it’s coolin’,
So ’s ’t when you come to strike, it ain’t no gret to wish ye j’y on,
An’ hurts the hammer ’z much or more ez wut it doos the iron.
Jeff don’t allow no jawin’-sprees for three months at a stretch,
Knowin’ the ears long speeches suits air mostly made to metch;
He jes’ ropes in your tonguey chaps an’ reg’lar ten-inch bores
An’ lets ’em play at Congress, ef they’ll du it with closed doors;