The preceding paragraphs have little or nothing to do with what I am going to relate: they merely illustrate how wildly a fellow will write, when the eyelashes of a pretty woman get tangled with his pen. So I let them stand,—as a warning.
My exordium should have taken this shape:—
"I hope and trust," remarked Miss Badeau, in that remarkably scathing tone which she assumes in alluding to the U.S.V., "I hope and trust, that, when your five hundred thousand, more or less, men capture my New Orleans, they will have the good taste not to injure Père Antoine's Date-Palm."
"Not a hair of its head shall be touched," I replied, without having the faintest idea of what I was talking about.
"Ah! I hope not," she said.
There was a certain tenderness in her voice which struck me.
"Who is Père Antoine?" I ventured to ask. "And what is this tree that seems to interest you so?"
"I will tell you."
Then Miss Badeau told me the following legend, which I think worth writing down. If it should appear tame to the reader, it will be because I haven't a black ribbed-silk dress, and a strip of point-lace around my throat, like Miss Badeau; it will be because I haven't her eyes and lips and music to tell it with, confound me!