Someone’s husband’s just come home,
He’s been gone six hours and over,
Went out for ten minutes’ roam;
Thus he’s greeted by his spousey:
“Where have you been all the night?
Can’t you speak, you helpless idiot?
Tell me, are you speechless tight?”
Chorus.
He gives a sly wink, then he throws down his hat,
Tries to pull off his boots, then he tumbles down flat,