Says that he never takes a drink ever
That is stronger than tea,
Temperance leader is he.
Now I went one day upon a lark,
And I made things howl long after dark,
And I staggered by, tripped up and fell,
A policeman shoved me into a cell.
Chorus.
And her papa was there, her papa was there,
And part of the floor with his nobs I did share;