Written by W. H. Archbold and Monroe H. Rosenfeld. Composed by Felix McGlennon.

Now Mr. Hitchin, gentleman, loved buxom widow Brown,

And Mrs. Brown a daughter had, a girl of great renown.

When Mr. Hitchin called one day and found the widow out,

He seemed so disappointed that the girl cried with a pout:

Chorus.

“Oh! Mr. Hitchin! Oh! Mr. Hitchin!

Won’t you stay awhile within our cosy little kitchen;

Mother dear is out, sir, so is brother Jack,

But I can entertain you till mamma comes back!”