And Santa Claus, when all is still,

Will plump them, without fail.

Speak out, you "Sober-sides," speak out,

And let us hear your views;

Between a stocking and a shoe,

What do you see to choose?

One instant pauses Sober-sides,

A little sigh to fetch—

"Well, seems to me a stocking's best,

For wooden shoes won't stretch!"