“Up-stairs!” Mr. Yorke had repeated. “What for?”
“Why, on account of the doctor,” Melicent had answered, disconcerted by the sharpness of her father’s astonishment. “He does not like them, and their being here might lead to unpleasant controversy.”
The reply had been decisive:
“If Doctor Stewart does not like what he finds in my house, he is at liberty to remain out of it. And if he should forget himself so far as to begin any unpleasant controversy, I shall recommend him to increase his stock of theological knowledge by a careful study of the same Review.”
Mr. Yorke said nothing of this conversation, and Melicent had not mentioned it; but it was a warning to both.
“Papa,” Clara said, after looking down on the audience awhile, “did you ever observe how bald heads light up an assembly like this? They reflect the gas, and have a very cheerful effect. Oh! there is Mel. Attention! See, the conquering hero comes. My poor little mother is nearly invisible. Such a small duenna! How frightfully conspicuous! See the doctor smile, and show them to the very front chairs, and see the filial manner in which he behaves to Mrs. Yorke. Suppose he should take to coloring his hair! There! they are seated at last, after that display, and I must own that Mel’s stage-manners are very good. If only they would not look so conscious! Edith, why is Doctor Stewart like a verd-antique? It’s a conundrum.”
That night, after Melicent had gone to her room, the others sat talking over the wedding. Doctor Stewart had desired that it might be soon. Edith proposed to give the trousseau.
“We cannot allow you, my dear,” her aunt said. “Your uncle and I have something, and Melicent must take what we can give her. You are too bountiful already!”
Edith drew writing materials toward her, and began to make out a bill.
| Miss Edith Yorke, | |
| To Charles Yorke and family, Dr. | |
| To seven years’ board and tuition, | $7,000 |
| “ “ “ clothing, | 1,400 |
| “ Instruction in her religion, | 20,000,000 |
| “ Kindness to Father Rasle, | 10,000,000 |
| “ Never being anything but kind to her, | 10,000,000 |
| “ Sundries, | 10,000,000 |
| “ Joining her once in Catholic prayer, | 100,000,000,000,000,000 |
| ———————————— | |
| $100,000,000,050,008,400 |