“No time to sing, with babies in that nest.”
Quick! little doctor! Will he catch the train?
Sudden he stops; my heart jumps to my throat.
“Thunder and Mars!” I hear him say quite plain,
“I’ve left my wallet in my other coat!”
NOISE EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN
WAITER (to single gentleman):—“Excuse me, sir, but that lady and gentleman wish me to recommend
to you one of those new Maxim soup silencers!”