“No time to sing, with babies in that nest.”

Quick! little doctor! Will he catch the train?

Sudden he stops; my heart jumps to my throat.

“Thunder and Mars!” I hear him say quite plain,

“I’ve left my wallet in my other coat!”

NOISE EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN

WAITER (to single gentleman):—“Excuse me, sir, but that lady and gentleman wish me to recommend
to you one of those new Maxim soup silencers!”

LIFE’S ASPIRATION