Ah, you’re a lucky man, by Venus!
To have a friend like me, Mæcenas.
NEWPORT NOTE
THE LATEST SENSATION IN SMART SOCIETY
“MRS. ALGY FLINT gave an informal turkey-trot last evening at ‘On the Rocks,’ her palace in Newport. Prizes were awarded to the best dancers. The first prize (an Owen Johnson Salamander fire-screen—for stenographers and débutantes) was won by Miss Dolly Marble, for a novel little dance entitled ‘The Tangorilla.’ The second prize (a Pankhurst forcible feeder—for infants and invalids) was awarded to Bertie Stone, her clever and light-footed partner.”
Drawing by Birch
“THE TANGORILLA”
SOCRATIC ARGUMENT
BY JOHN CARVER ALDEN