FROM GRAVE TO GAY
THE FRESHMAN: “Oh—er—might I be excused from my lectures for a few days? The truth is—er—I want very much to attend the funeral of an old and trusted friend.”
THE DEAN: “Well, really, Robinson,—I wonder if that is quite necessary?—Now, if it were your father or your mother, I should, of course, be only too delighted.”
THE WISE SAINT
(A FABLE FOR ANYBODY)
BY HERMAN DA COSTA
PICTURE BY W. T. BENDA
DE debble see St. Peter sneak into heaben’s gate;
He holler: “What’s yo’ hurry? Wait dar, Peter! Wait!”