U is the Unknown, which writers employ
Whenever they need some death dealing toy.
V is for Venus, which belonged to one Kline
Until Mr. Burroughs took over that line.
W's Wonder, a changeable book;
You never can tell how it's going to look.
X means "okay" when written "All X"
A term which has brought Doctor Smith many checks.
Y's for the Yarn which will suit everyone;
We hardly believe it can ever be done.
Z is for Zagat—whom else could it be?
It's lucky for us his name starts with Z!
Come over to "Our Readers Say" and "The Boiling Point" and have a word.
SEQUELS—BY POPULAR DEMAND
by Walt Z. Russjuchi