| SUNDAY | |
| MONDAY | (1851) Vigilance Committee organized in San Francisco. |
| (1906) Order of Muck-rakers established in Washington. | |
| TUESDAY | |
| WEDNESDAY | (1525 B.C.) Pharaoh's daughter finds Moses in the Bull-rushes. |
| (1906 A.D.) Roosevelt finds a "joker" in the meat bill. | |
| THURSDAY | INFINITUDE! |
| Man looks at the stars and with wonder unspeakable He thinks on their source which he knows is unseekable: He asks who designed all the planets so beautiful, But no one has ever unscrewed the unscrutable. | |
| FRIDAY | |
| SATURDAY | |
| JULY | |
| An earthquake is not what it is cracked up to be. |
SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC
(Continued)
| LEO, the Lion, indicating the state of mind with which in July he agrees with them. VIRGO, the Virgin, indicating that in August he usually hears of his daughter's engagement. LIBRA, the scales, indicating that in September various interested persons weight his family's summer enjoyments and send him the bills. SCORPIO, the scorpion, indicating the state of mind with which he pays them in October. SAGITTARIUS, the archer, indicating some fine shooting on the part of his conscience toward the end of November. CAPRICORNUS, the goat, indicating what he feels like as he decides that next year shall be different. | A Milk Pointer: Milkmen, too, have their troubles. If they do not water their cows, or if they do water their milk, somebody has the law on them. |
| SUNDAY | |
| MONDAY | (1852) Crystal palace opened at New York. |
| Next week—New York people discover they cannot live in glass houses. | |
| TUESDAY | |
| WEDNESDAY | (1841) London Punch first issued. |
| Same week—Great Gloom settles over London. | |
| THURSDAY | |
| FRIDAY | (1906) Secretary Taft visits Greenville, S.C., and opens campaign. |
| Same date—Democrats of "Solid South" gaze at Taft in dismay and exclaim, "We are lost, we had no idea the Republican party was so large!" | |
| SATURDAY | |
| JULY | |
| Matches are made in heaven—they don't need 'em in the other place. |