| Before meeting his wife and family at the station a wise man will put his house in order for the home coming. A pleasant way of doing this is to give a house-cleaning party. Divide your party into the Sweepers, the Dusters, the Scrubbers, and the Dish Washers, giving each group proper utensils and offering a prize for the best results. Let the party begin at midnight, after a pleasant dinner, and at about 2 in the morning the police will probably come in and finish cleaning the place up. |
Dairy Hint: Most dairymen find a separator useful, but it is not absolutely necessary. To separate milk most effectively, keep away from the pump. |
| SUNDAY | |
| MONDAY | Wm. Tell born. Some persons do not believe the Wm. Tell story. What Tell do they believe? |
| TUESDAY | Publicity brings its own reward. —Winston Churchill et al. |
| WEDNESDAY | |
| THURSDAY | |
| FRIDAY | Robinson Crusoe born. Crusoe was the first victim to get a long term on the Island. |
| SATURDAY | |
| JANUARY | |
| A man's a man for a' that—there is in it. |
HELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY
|
It wasn't because George Washington cut
down the cherry tree that he was made
President. And very few men get into
office simply for telling the truth. We
hardly know how to advise you on this
point. Why do you wish to enter politics?
To Find out If Money is Tainted
If silver or gold, bite it. If bills, wash with soap and water. If a cheque, call up the bank. | Society Hint: A little gossip goes a long way. How to Be Happy: Quit living. |
| SUNDAY | |
| MONDAY | (1874) Siamese twins Chang and Eng die. |
| (1906) Buttin twins, Lawson and Roosevelt, perfectly healthy. | |
| TUESDAY | |
| WEDNESDAY | (1781) "Battle of Cowpens." British defeated by Morgan. |
| (1906) Second "Battle of Cowpens." Packers defeated by O'Neil and Reynolds. | |
| THURSDAY | |
| FRIDAY | About this time expect some weather. |
| SATURDAY | |
| FEBRUARY | |
| There's many a damn | |
| 'Twixt the door and the jamb. |