“No, I can’t,” answered the customer.

“Well, then,” asked the waiter, “what difference does it make?”


A SHORTAGE SOMEWHERE.

An advertisement of a popular spectacular play has this to say of two of its attractions:

5,000 PEOPLE

4,000 COSTUMES


A MATTER OF ARRANGEMENT.

A teamster charged with using loud and profane language on the street, was brought before a police magistrate, and one of the witnesses was an aged colored man.