“No, I can’t,” answered the customer.
“Well, then,” asked the waiter, “what difference does it make?”
A SHORTAGE SOMEWHERE.
An advertisement of a popular spectacular play has this to say of two of its attractions:
5,000 PEOPLE
4,000 COSTUMES
A MATTER OF ARRANGEMENT.
A teamster charged with using loud and profane language on the street, was brought before a police magistrate, and one of the witnesses was an aged colored man.