EXPLAINED AT LAST.
The physician was giving an informal talk on physiology.
“Also,” he remarked, “it has recently been found that the human body contains sulphur.”
“Sulphur!” exclaimed the girl in the blue-and-white blazer. “And how much sulphur is there then in a girl’s body?”
“Oh, the amount varies,” said the doctor, smiling, “according to the girl.”
“Ah!” returned the girl. “And is that why some of us make better matches than others?”
A darky walked into a restaurant, sat down to the table, and looking up, recognized the waiter as an old friend. “Huh!” he said, “I sees you is wuking here.” “Yes,” said the waiter, noting the sarcasm, “I’se wuking here, but, thank de Lawd. I ain’t eatin’ here.”