You will say—with Mr Arnold Bennett, the distinguished playwright and novelist—“the tonic effect of ********* on me is simply wonderful.”—From an advt. in Punch.
You may join in the chorus if you like, but you mustn't all expect to be simply wonderful playwrights and testimonialists.
A Strange Shampoo.... “I make my chemist get the stallax for me,” said she. “It comes only in sealed packages, enough to make up twenty-five or thirty individual shampoos, and it smells so good I could almost eat it.”—Secrets of Beauty column in The Daily Sketch.
Which only shows how careful one has to be.
In the days to come every army will fight on bloodless food.—Herald of the Golden Age.
When every army fights on bloodless food, we may be just as far from the Golden Age as we are now.