OUR SPECIAL FILLING FAST—Headline in Daily News.
The correct antidote for the well-known “starvation of over-repletion.”
Cold Anniversary Raised Pie and New Potato Salad.—From the Seventh Anniversary Menu of The Eustace Miles Restaurant.
I am told that one old gentleman, misled by the chef's quite innocent use of adjectives, protested to a waitress that the day was really very warm; also that a youthful wag obliterated the initial C from his menu with a pen-knife and then inquired which was the better vintage, '06 or '09.
But to contend that there is no difference between a good yellow man and a good white man is like saying that a vegetarian chop of minced peas is like a chop of the chump variety.—New Witness.
Chop-chop—as the good yellow man might be tempted to say if he came upon this specimen of white wisdom.