Street! you are caught in a very bad plight.

Right hand and left hand are both out of place;

Street, you are drunk, 'tis a very clear case.

Moon, 'tis a very queer figure you cut;

One eye is staring while t'other is shut.

Tipsy, I see; and you're greatly to blame;

Old as you are 'tis a terrible shame.

Then the street lamps, what a scandalous sight!

None of them soberly standing upright.

Rocking and staggering; why, on my word,