One purpose more—to advertise thy brethren.

Mayhap a lawyer, in thy pristine years

And his, with thy possession much enhanced

His meagre sum of personal estate;

And, in phrase professional, call’d thee ‘chattel’—

A vile distinction for a beaver hat!

A lawyer’s hat!—alack! what teeming store-house oft

Of mischiefs dire; ill-boding parchment; ‘writs,’

With hieroglyphics mystical inscribed;

Invention curious of graceless men,