Which Londoners with ‘Garrick’s’ title dub,

We both confessed, and each with equal grief,

That poor Melpomene was past relief;

So many symptoms of her dotage shows

This nineteenth century of steam and prose.

Nor in herself, said you, entirely lies

Th’ incurable complaint whereof she dies;

’Tis not alone that play-wrights are too poor

For gods or men or columns to endure;[4]

Nor that all players in a mould are cast,