Straight to work they repair,
And throw an abundance of smoke in the air.
This mariners saw, and it did them affright;
They straightway concluded all could not be right.
‘We’ll to Sicily repair, and appeal to powers civil,
For certainly this is the work of the devil!’
The Austrians and French came the wonder to view:
Said Britain, in anger, ‘That isle’s not for you!
For us, us alone, did Britannia design it,
And, d’ ye see, we’ll be d——d if we ever resign it!