And for other drinks than those of orthodox alcoholic content he has nothing but contempt. Witness the following remarks:

Tea is like the East he grows in,

A great yellow Mandarin,

With urbanity of manner,

And unconsciousness of sin;

All the women, like a harem,

At his pig-tail troop along,

And, like all the East he grows in,

He is Poison when he’s strong.

Tea, although an Oriental,