My middle name rhymes not with satchel,
So please do not pronounce it “Vatchel.”
My middle name rhymes not with rock hell,
So please do not pronounce it “Vock Hell.”
My middle name rhymes not with hash hell,
So please do not pronounce it “Vasch Hell.”
My middle name rhymes not with bottle,
So please do not pronounce it “Vottle,”
My name is just the same as Rachel,
With V for R;