By hobbing or nobbing at dinner,

With Paris, a Trojan of fashion.

This chap was a slyish young dog,

The most jessamy fellow in life,

For he drank Menalaus' grog,

And d—me made off with his wife.

Singing rattledum, &c.

The princes were sent for, who swore

They would punish this finikin boy;

So Achilles and two or three more,