Fair Phillis has fifty times registered vows,
That of Christian or Turk, she would ne'er be the spouse,
For wedlock so much she disdain'd,
And neither of these she has married, 'tis true,
For now she's the wife of a wealthy old Jew;
And thus she her vow has maintain'd!
E.L.J.
THE LAWYER AND HIS CLIENT.
Two lawyers, when a knotty cause was o'er,