But after being fired at once or twice,

The ear becomes more Irish, and less nice.

BYRON.


WESTMINSTER HALL.

A peasant newly arrived in London, asked what building was that, pointing to where the law courts are held. "It is a mill," said an attorney, to quiz the bumpkin. "I thought as much," replied the countryman, "for I see a good many asses at the door with sacks."


OUT OF DEBT.

You say you nothing owe, and so I say,

He only owes who something has—to pay.