"A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."

Shakspeare.


OBSTINATE PUN.

Aliquid is mater unite dextra ordinari læto he at.

A liquid is matter united extraordinarily to heat.


A worthy Cambrian at the recent Eisteddfod, or Welsh Musical Festival, after staying a short time at the concert, walked off, shaking his head, exclaiming, "I like singing and drinking by turns—here it is all sing and no drink—that will never do."


PARISIAN MARRIAGE MART.