You put on your cap and your gown;

But, Clarence, you're grown out of knowledge,

And chang'd from the spur to the crown:

The voice that was best when it faltered

Is fuller and firmer in tone;

And the smile that should never have altered,—

Dear Clarence,—it is not your own:

Your cravat was badly selected,

Your coat don't become you at all;

And why is your hair so neglected?