To feel Sir Hubert's broken kneepan;

'Twill rout doctor's seven senses

To find Sir Hubert charging fences!

I've sent a sallow parchment scraper

To put Miss Trim's last will on paper;

He'll see her, silent as a mummy,

At whist with her two maids and dummy.

Man of brief, and man of pill,

They will take it very ill;

If they care for what I say,